RELIGIONS HAVE BELIEFS CULTS HAVE LAWYERS I'm told that everybody is entitled to their own beliefs... Well this song represents some of mine... LAFAYETTE'S LAMENT G D7 G G7 Start a religion and you stop paying tax C D7 G G7 Turn your science fiction books into facts C D7 G Em Find dim gullible loonies or rich celebrities Am D7 G Em Who are desperate to be freed of their monies Am D7 G And sit back and live the life of Riley L. Ron Hubbard was a very clever man He understood us humans as no one else can Everybody needs a crutch, to see us through our lives Nobody wants to believe its over when he dies So, we'll believe any stupid lies B7 Em Well, I saw Tom Cruise on youtube A A7 D I haven't laughed so much in bloody years B7 Em Hollywood celebrities trying to be sincere A A7 D7 Always leave my face sopping wet with tears I believe scientology is a pile of shit Don't look so surprised you know it's true Some people call it religion, others a bunch of cults Me I can't stop laughing, it's all my fault I find my religion in a bottle of good malt So, don't make videos about scientology Don't criticise L. Ron Hubbard's idea Remember fanatics have lawyers too And they will sue and sue and sue to instil fear Why is their paranoia so intense What do they hide behind the legal fence They keep on talking crap, they never seem to tire Scientologists your beliefs are truly dire I don't believe I'd urinate on them if they were on fire.
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